Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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