No, you can still breathe under the balls.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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