I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
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