he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Don't EVER smell your tampon
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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