Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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