I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
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