belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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