I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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