And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Ketchup is God's man juice
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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