She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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