Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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