I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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