your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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