i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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