we're blogging at a bar
She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
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