somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
she looked like the before picture.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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