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(805): View more from California

Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"

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(707): View more from California

It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.

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(513): View more from Ohio

his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.

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(573): View more from Missouri

A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.

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(303): View more from Colorado

stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Come find me please? Im in a ditch.

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That doesn't help me much...

(604): View more from British Columbia

I'm right under the moon!

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face

(1-262): View more from Wisconsin

I had no idea you were so talented.

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