I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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