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In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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