Ambien. No doubt about it.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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