If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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