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do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
too bad you live with your parents still
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
how drunk are you?
Several
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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