I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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