Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
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