He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
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