You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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