Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
How does it feel to date your dad?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
