No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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