how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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