he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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