I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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