sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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