dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Randomize
