Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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