i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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