awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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