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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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