I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
where am i from again
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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