You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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