his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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