fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
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