well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
It was a blind-side dick pic.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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