I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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