well I can't set my house on fire every night
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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