so explain again why im purple
no
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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