I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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