Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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