You really coming over, don't trick.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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