Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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