Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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