I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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