how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
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