If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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