please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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