sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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